For better or worse, families are the sum of their parts:
The Family is Dying to See You! – Yes, your punk sister, fashionista cousin, ever-watchful Mom and Dad (now where is he?) are REALLY looking forward to your visit.
Your Sister, the Model, Says Hello – Your sister was turning heads when you were fighting acne. Besides, she was always Mom’s favorite!
Uncle Henry Misses His Plane, Again! – Your Uncle will be a little late for Thanksgiving, again.

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